Ever seen "Battle at Kruger"?

This is better than anything I've seen on Discovery.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM 

That was amazing. Never ever seen or heard of something like that before.

-Doc 

Buffalos 1 lions 0

 Holy crap.  That was nuts.  Here I thought it was just some boring nature video, the kind I've seen plenty of times.  But that was cool.

That baby Buffalo is going to be the new badass at the buffalo playground. "Pfft... Lions and a muther-fuckin croc tried to eat me, and failed. What you got, bitch?"

-Doc 

No one looked at the subject line and thought it was going to be Ethiopians throwing dirt at each other? Can't tell if I'm impressed or disappointed.

Also...

"Pfft... Lions and a muther-fuckin croc tried to eat me, and failed. What you got, bitch?"

All of my blood and a complete set of working internal organs.

meathorse:

No one looked at the subject line and thought it was going to be Ethiopians throwing dirt at each other? Can't tell if I'm impressed or disappointed.

 

Well, I wasn't thinking Ethiopians specifically...

 i didnt think that because ethiopians havea no food to fight over

Leatherneck:

 i didnt think that because ethiopians havea no food to fight over

 

Hence the reference to dirt. 

I took it as they are using the dirt to fight since they dont want to waste the food they have. My mistake 

Fucking christ, Leather. It's Africa, not Waterworld.
Fine... fine. The next time I want to tease starving people I'll just keep it to myself. Sheeze.

 well fuck that dont make no sense at all

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