So, I was just doing my mornin' web browsing, and came across a series of new concept cars being displayed in the Paris car show this week. And I noticed, there were two cars that I think could not be father from one another in styling. I figured it might be kind of interesting to showcase this with an image, and a tag line. And then see if you guys could come up with equally good tag lines. Sounded fun anyway. ;)
The new Nissan NuVu concept:

"Someone hug me, oh please someone hug me."
The New Audi A1 Concept:

"I'm gonna kill you, bitch. Then have sex with your wife."
-Doc
"Can you put that in a memo, and label it, 'Shit I already know'?" - Sarge, Red vs. Blue