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Last post 11-01-2008 10:04 AM by Dr. Evil. 85 replies.
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  • 06-08-2008 5:46 PM In reply to

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    That guy is gonna be dead inside of a few years. He's gonna die alien style with a creature bustin' out his chest. The Cuitlacoche  is going to feed on other odd things he eats until it becomes sentient.

    -Doc 

    "Can you put that in a memo, and label it, 'Shit I already know'?" - Sarge, Red vs. Blue
  • 06-09-2008 12:13 PM In reply to

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    "Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal..."


  • 06-17-2008 8:23 PM In reply to

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  • 09-15-2008 8:23 PM In reply to

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    No one has posted here for so long it no longer appears on my list.

  • 09-17-2008 8:10 AM In reply to

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    The little "new posts" icon next to stickies doesn't stand out at all. I just happened to glance at the date and see that Matt wuz heer.


  • 09-18-2008 9:33 AM In reply to

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  • 10-01-2008 11:04 AM In reply to

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     Ran across this today.

    "Dammit I'm Mad"

    by

    Demetri Martin

    Dammit I'm mad.
    Evil is a deed as I live.
    God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.
    To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
    Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
    Man, it is hot. I'm in it. I tell.
    I am not a devil. I level "Mad Dog".
    Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,
    In my halo of a mired rum tin.
    I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.
    Is evil in a clam? In a trap?
    No. It is open. On it I was stuck.
    Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.
    Be still if I fill its ebb.
    Ew, a spider… eh?
    We sleep. Oh no!
    Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.
    Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.
    Both, one… my names are in it.
    Murder? I'm a fool.
    A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash,
    A Goddam level I lived at.
    On mail let it in. I'm it.
    Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!
    A loss it is alas (sip). I'd assign it a name.
    Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:
    "Sir, I deliver. I'm a dog"
    Evil is a deed as I live.
    Dammit I'm mad.

  • 10-01-2008 1:48 PM In reply to

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    I enjoy Demetri Martin, but I must be missing something here.

    After a quick Google job... wow dude. That's insane.
    Answer key here http://mixedlollies.wordpress.com/2008/02/15/dammit-im-mad-a-poem-by-demetri-martin/

    I love his shirt. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhmahD_EbHY&feature=related

     

  • 10-31-2008 6:02 PM In reply to

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  • 10-31-2008 7:20 PM In reply to

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    That's neat! I wonder if the "inflamed bladder" one was caused by the same thing. "I'm out of the office due to an inflammed bladder."
  • 11-01-2008 10:04 AM In reply to

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    I wonder how often that happens up north in ye ol Canada? They have to print all signs in both English and French... and I know most of the English speaking Canadians don't speak French, especially as you get away from eastern parts. And I am sure that would just piss the French Canadians off even more then they usually are.

    -Doc
    "Can you put that in a memo, and label it, 'Shit I already know'?" - Sarge, Red vs. Blue
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