So I was just looking at X-Fire and was looking at meats profile. I was looking at the games hes played and it says he has played 145 Hours of solitaire....I just dont understand how that is humanly possible. 

There was a push about a year ago to get Solitaire onto the top games list on xfire. So, everyone just loaded up solitaire when they were not doing anything else, and when we were at work or what ever. We got the game to 1st place for a little while, but we could not hold out against WoW. My profile should have a lot of solitaire as well. Bunch of people should, from all over the old ET community.

-Dr. Evil 

I am the solitaire master of the universe.
Just like He-Man, but with cards.

Skeletor's all like "Red 7! Ah-ha-haaaa!"
Then I'm like "Black 6, BEYATCH!"

And Eternia is saved from the forces of evil yet again.